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![]() Pick Altis, pick NATO, and pick Regular because you’re a boring loser. Done? Okay, hit “/” again, and type “#missions” – you’ll get a cool little lobby screen. Look, if you’re following this guide or have done any of the above you may be a recovering drug addict, but I need you to focus here – spell correctly! For the image example, it would be “#vote admin An Absolute Moron”, without the “s. ![]() Hit “/” on your keyboard, and type #vote admin (your name here). Okay fine, you think you got what it takes? So be it! Since you’re an utter Ƒucking Ȑetard who can’t do anything right much less breathe oxygen with your mouth shut, you’re not going to “waste time” with parameters. Here is what you need to do to start off strong, by numbers: Once you are in, you will be greeted with the lobby screen. In this example, both of these servers are prime to spread your disgusting filth into since they have no players at all. From that point on, you are searching for a vulnerable usable server so that you can start being a menace to society Zeusing. Go into servers – you want to click on “Official Servers”. – Opens map, good for identifying and isolating players so that you can spawn units on them and then pretend like you didn’t do it (They love it when you do that!)įirst, boot the game up and navigate to the Multiplayer section. – Make HUD go away, good for screenshotting those epic moments before you get vote kicked. ![]() So that you can pre-preemptively cheat before you remote control. “The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in trolling every time we Zeus.” -Nelson Mandelaįirst, we need to cover the basics- I am running under the a*sumption you have the mental capacity of a Coconut, and I need to rectify this. You see – this is a guide on how to be an absolutely insufferable piece of Ŝhit so that you can get yourself a spot on the “kick on sight” hitlist anywhere you go. Do not be discouraged, fellow schizo-typical individual zeus, as you will still learn plenty from this guide. I lied – and I do not regret it, not even a little! You see, this isn’t actually a guide to zeusing – no – it is a guide to unlocking more parts within your mind in order to achieve Chim and therefore Zeus in a superior fashion. You see, I was a bit dishonest with you, reader. ![]() Today, we change the course of history forever.
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